Hamburger? Get ready for hum-burgers. The cows have flipped the script and you're on the wrong side of the food chain. You've been captured and thrown into an arena, and the only way to survive is to do the cows' dirty work. Hunt down wild humans in the forest, taze 'em, drag 'em back, and sacrifice politely deliver them to your bovine overlords before the day ends. But the cows are hungry, and demand only grows. Feed and water your fellow captives guests, upgrade your pens, farms, and gear to keep up, and pray you hit quota — because falling short isn't an option.

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Created for No Poly's 2026 Game Jam by Slothclap Studios:

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• BadCircle - badcircle
  
  
• MyNameNotHubert - mynamenothubert
  
  

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